The Opposite of You

An absolute delight great for both normal people and supernormal people to read. The poems inside this book are a call to a superhuman power from another universe. Reading every single word and punctuation mark activates a portal between Earth and Andromedalexa (or whatever) and each time the book is read cover to cover, we'll be subjugated to an alien dance off. But definitely buy the book, it's awesome. You can always show it off as absurdist art to your friends and family one day, and look incredibly cool. THE BEST BOOK YOU CAN BRILLIANTLY BUY FOR BETTER BEHAVIOUR!